Man & His Frog Arrested...

Uh oh, I hope this doesn't mean were gonna start doing the whole 'burning witches' thing again.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry:
LINK>> some NBC affiliate.
Maybe he was licking it to death, like that's how he thought it would work so he just carried it around licking it all day. Maybe toads are as addictive as cigarettes as we are seeing the outbreak of new national scourge.
Toad-dealers on the corner... 12-step programs...